Computers arrrrrrrrgggghhhhhh!!!!!!!

Damned computers,
They really drive you mad
Many a day my mood has sunk
From happy to really sad

It is the most unreliable invention
Always breaking down
If a computer was a plane
It couldn’t get off the ground

If a computer was a car
It wouldn’t ever sell
Its reputation would quickly
Send the sales straight to hell

If a computer was a bicycle
No one would ride around
People would rather walk
Then always be let down

If a computer was a movie
It would never have an end
It would stop and start
Going backwards now and then

If a computer was a woman
She’d be lazy and no good
Never doing anything
She said she would

If a computer was a man
He’d live his life on the dole
His house would be a garbage dump
And his body would lack a soul

I think a computer may be a teenager
Their more similar than just a bit
For just like a teenager
Computers don’t give a ….. bite, I mean bit

30/03/2011. COPYRIGHT 1028534 POETRY IN PARADISE